Jess M.
2 weeks ago
Sent one to my ex anonymously and I have never felt more at peace. Quality of the card is genuinely premium — thick stock, beautiful print. 10/10.
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Premium 350gsm stock●Anonymous or signed●Ships worldwide●Private & professional packaging
The collection
Cards that say it for you.
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Knock knock. Who's there?
cuntcardsFunny
Inside
You. You cunt.
cuntcardsKnock Knock
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Knock Knock
Funny
CA$9.99
What I think of you can be summed up in one word…
cuntcardsRude
Inside
Cunt.
cuntcardsSummed Up In One Word
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Summed Up In One Word
Rude
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Abracadabra….
cuntcardsFunny
Inside
POOF! You're a cunt.
cuntcardsAbracadabra
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Abracadabra
Funny
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I'm happy for you. Even though…
cuntcardsCongrats
Inside
You're still a cunt
cuntcardsHappy For You
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Happy For You
Congrats
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Bon voyage.
cuntcardsTravel
Inside
Cunt.
cuntcardsBon Voyage
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Bon Voyage
Travel
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Who loves you? Who loves you? Who loves you?
cuntcardsLove
Inside
Not me you cunt.
cuntcardsWho Loves You?
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Who Loves You?
Love
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Welcome.
cuntcardsWelcome
Inside
Cunt.
cuntcardsWelcome
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Welcome
Welcome
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Congratulations…
cuntcardsCongrats
Inside
On being a cunt.
cuntcardsCongratulations
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Congratulations
Congrats
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02
Write your message
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03
Enter the address
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04
We mail it for you
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Reviews
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4.9· 2,300+ reviews
Marcus T.
1 month ago
Ordered the 'Knock Knock' card for my brother's birthday. He called me laughing. The whole process took two minutes and shipping was fast.
Priya R.
3 weeks ago
I was skeptical the cards would feel cheap. They do not. Heavy matte stock, crisp typography, real envelope. Worth every dollar.
Liam O.
1 week ago
Anonymous option is the best feature. Sent one to a coworker who had it coming. He still has no idea it was me. Will be ordering again.
Sam K.
2 months ago
Bought five for a group of friends as a running joke. They all received them within four days. The handwritten-style message looks legit.
Avery N.
5 days ago
Easy site, easy checkout, the card arrived in a nice envelope. The packaging is private and professional so my roommate had no idea what I'd sent.
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