DropMay 12, 2026
Holiday Collection Is Live
Mother's Day and Christmas just joined the lineup. Same energy, festive wrapper. Send early, send often.
News
The latest from Cunt Cards HQ.
Drops, press, partnerships, and the occasional warning shot.
PressApr 02, 2026
Featured: The Anonymous Greeting Card Brand Everyone Is Whispering About
We were profiled in a feature on independent paper goods that don't pull punches. Spoiler: we still don't.
UpdateFeb 21, 2026
Now Shipping Worldwide
We officially ship to every country on Earth. Your friend in Reykjavik is no longer safe.
DropJan 08, 2026
Custom Cards Beta
Build your own with our new Create Yours tool. Pick a backdrop, write the punch, print the regret.