Knock KnockToronto, ON
"Came back from vacation to find this in my mailbox. No return address. Still don't know who sent it. Three suspects. All cunts."
— Mark T.
Badge of honor
I Received a Cunt Card!
A wall of fame for the chosen ones. If a card found its way to your mailbox, you're part of the club now. Share the story.
The wall
Recipients who survived.
Submitted by readers, lightly edited for length.
Wish You Were HereLondon, UK
"My sister sent it from Bali. I framed it. It is now the centerpiece of my apartment."
— Priya R.
Happy BirthdayAustin, TX
"Turned 40. My best friend made sure I'd never forget. The cake was good though."
— Jordan K.
CongratulationsSomewhere
"Got promoted. Got this. Coworker has been smug for a week. I respect it."
— Anonymous
Sorry To HearVancouver, BC
"Got dumped. My group chat pitched in. Healed faster than expected."
— Sam L.
WelcomeDublin, IE
"Moved into my new flat. Mum sent it. Mum is a legend."
— Dan O.
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