Questions, answered.

Every card is CA$9.99. Shipping & handling is a flat CA$5.00 per order. We ship worldwide.

Yes — we ship worldwide. International orders may incur additional shipping charges depending on the destination. We'll contact you with a quote before processing your order.

Yes. Every card ships with no return address and no sender info anywhere on the envelope or inside the card. That's literally our entire business.

Yes. At checkout you can add a custom message (up to 500 characters). We print it inside the card in a clean, hand-style font.

Absolutely. Choose 'No message' and the card ships blank inside. The cover speaks for itself — and it prints cleaner, with less ink, for a more premium feel.

Standard shipping is 3–7 business days within North America. International delivery times vary by destination — we ship worldwide.

You'll get an email confirmation immediately with your order number, and a tracking link once your card is in the mail.

We're adding a 'Custom Occasion' request flow soon. For now, email info@cuntcards.ca with what you have in mind.

Only if you sign the inside message yourself. We never include your name, email, or address anywhere on the envelope or inside the card.

A physical card is a real, tangible object that lands in someone's hands. It can't be swiped away, lost in a notification feed, or ignored in a group chat. Studies on direct mail consistently show physical pieces drive higher recall and emotional impact than digital messages — because someone took the time, money, and effort to send it. That weight is exactly what makes our cards land.

Personal mail is rare now. When a hand-addressed envelope shows up between bills and flyers, people open it — every time. There's no spam filter for a real letter. Industry data on personal direct mail puts open rates north of 90%, which is something email and SMS will never touch.

Your custom message is printed inside the card in a clean, natural hand-style script — not stiff computer cursive. It reads like a real person wrote it in a relaxed, modern hand. We use a single consistent typeface so the message feels intentional and easy to read, without looking mass-produced.

When you choose 'Anonymous' at checkout, we strip every trace of you from the package. No return address on the envelope. No sender name inside. No packing slip, no receipt, no branding that identifies you. The recipient gets the card and only the card. Your billing information stays private with us and is never shared.

Two reasons. First, a clean light background makes the punchline (or your custom message) the hero — nothing competes with it. Second, less ink means a sharper, more premium print, faster production, and a card that feels closer to a real letterpress piece than a printed flyer.

Yes — we're working on an anonymous digital delivery option for situations where you need the message to land today, not next week. It'll carry the same no-trace promise as our physical cards. Join the mailing list at the bottom of the page to hear when it's live.