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Congrats On The Baby

I heard you had a baby?

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Inside

I hope it doesn't look like you, you fucking cunt.

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Baby

Congrats On The Baby

The card you send to the friend whose face you couldn't pick out of a lineup.

CA$9.99

+ CA$5.00 shipping & handling. International orders may incur additional charges.

  • • Premium 350gsm matte cardstock
  • • Mailed in a protective envelope
  • • Anonymous or signed — your call

1. The message

Pick a template, write your own, or leave it blank.

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2. Who's it from?

Send it anonymously, or sign your name so they know.

3. Where to send it

We mail it directly to them.

4. Your contact info

Used only for order updates. Never shown to the recipient.