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One Wish

If I could make one wish in the world, it would be…

cuntcardsBirthday

Inside

you weren't such a cunt

cuntcardsOne Wish

Birthday

One Wish

Birthday energy. One candle. One enormous ask.

CA$9.99

+ CA$5.00 shipping & handling. International orders may incur additional charges.

  • • Premium 350gsm matte cardstock
  • • Mailed in a protective envelope
  • • Anonymous or signed — your call

1. The message

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2. Who's it from?

Send it anonymously, or sign your name so they know.

3. Where to send it

We mail it directly to them.

4. Your contact info

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